Thoughts and Such

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Mom:
Why aren't you doing homework?
Me:
I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
Mom:
Me:
When I graduate, I want to still be me.

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee:
Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp:
Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.